Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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