So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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