therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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