it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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