Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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