hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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