I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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