why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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