No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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