if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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