Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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