that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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