i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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