Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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