it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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