we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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