butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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