He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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