During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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