Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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