What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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