Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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