if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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