My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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