Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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