I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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