shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I am available for nakedness
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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