It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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