Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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