Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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