just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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