Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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