he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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