He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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