your parents love me but you hate me
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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