Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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