I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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