I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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