The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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