wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i was born a porn star she said
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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