Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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