Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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