the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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