I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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