Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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