sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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