i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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