sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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