The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How does it feel to date your dad?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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