I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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