It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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