Barsexuality is the new black.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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