Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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