All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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