just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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