CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
